A personal message from Yoli Founder Daren Falter “this one is PRICELESS”
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DC’s Weekly Quick Tip 1.7
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Sorry, I stole this from my next newsletter, but its too good not to share twice!
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Hell Has Its Charm
A good man died and went to the pearly gates. He met St. Peter there who greeted him by saying, “Sir, I know you’re expecting to go to heaven, but I’ve been instructed that based on new celestial regulations, I must, in all fairness, allow you to view both heaven and hell before allowing you to make your final decision as to where you would like to spend the rest of eternity.” The man said, “Well, I see what heaven looks like, lots of puffy clouds, angelic music, peace and happiness. This would be fine, but I guess if it’s your policy, you might as well show me hell.” So St. Peter took him into an elevator and they both plunged down to the depths of hell. Finally, the elevator opened into a banquet room filled with live music, dancing, delicious foods and drinks of every kind, and thousands of charming and sophisticated people welcoming him. He says, “Wow, I never expected it to be like this!!” They got back into the elevator and the doors closed. Then St. Peter rounded on th
e man and said, “Well, have you made your choice?” The man replied firmly, “You know, the white fluffy clouds, angelic music, and peace and happiness stuff was great, but I have to say… I really, really liked that Hell place. If I have to make a choice now, I’d really prefer to go to Hell.” St. Peter looked at him with skepticism, and said, “Is that your final answer? Alrighty then. As you wish!” Instantly St. Peter snapped his finger and disappeared. The elevator opened again at the bottom floor. The man stepped out, and the elevator closed behind him. Suddenly the room became dark, all of the food, dancing, and music dissipated and was replaced by evil pipe organ music. The room’s temperature instantly climbed 30 degrees and it started hailing fire and brimstone. Hooded guards flooded the room with chains and shackles to bind the ankles of all the partygoers. The atmosphere had become gloomy and hopeless. A demon approached the man with a pitchfork to force him into line
with the others. The man spoke up and asked the demon, “I don’t understand, just a few minutes ago I saw a banquet room filled with music, dancing, food, and fun. What’s all this.” The demon laughed heartily and relied, “Oh, you must have visited during our twice weekly Hell Opportunity Meeting. It’s back to business as usual.”
DC Falter, Author
How to Select a Network Marketing Company
www.networkmarketingbook.com
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